londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

itszahrry:

throwing your bra on stage because one direction are the only support you need

spookykasaneteto:

*goes up to someone and steals their money and all their stuff* *kicks them out of their house* happy Columbus Day

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

thhot:

u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better

thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out