outcense:

outcense:

"you’re gay/bi? I’m sorry but like… how do I know you won’t have a crush on me?" because you just said that

im glad this post is still a thing

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

hatewizard:

“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone

AFUCKINGMEN

passthecocaine:

we wish you a merry christmas

we wish you a merry christmas

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and a happy new year

sluttyoliveoil:

why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”

bigrnac:

school…more like..dumb…follow for more clever jokes