wow, zayn and I are so compatible! his favorite place in the world is his bed. my favorite place is also zayn’s bed.
maybe ur dick is so small because you shoved 2/3 of it into your personality
the one direction annual for the year 2015 that was released in the year 2014 containing pictures that are almost all from the year 2013
me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life
on the way home after concerts with your friend like
that guy you just called sexist? he’s the CEO of a major corporation. that guy you just called racist? he’s a cop. wait hang on I’m seeing something here
My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”