ghost-anus:

ghost-anus:

accidentally offending a good friend

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purposefully offending a bad friend

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shivermeniall:

wow, zayn and I are so compatible! his favorite place in the world is his bed. my favorite place is also zayn’s bed.

lostentirely:

inbox:

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

who

bullied:

maybe ur dick is so small because you shoved 2/3 of it into your personality

  • real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  • real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  • movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  • real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  • movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  • real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in
  • prettyboystyles:

    the one direction annual for the year 2015 that was released in the year 2014 containing pictures that are almost all from the year 2013

    yelled:

    me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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    burningbrighterstill:

    on the way home after concerts with your friend like 

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    futurefantasticisdead:

    that guy you just called sexist? he’s the CEO of a major corporation. that guy you just called racist? he’s a cop. wait hang on I’m seeing something here

    zapidos:

    My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”